Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ...

According to wikipedia, the official
language in Nigerian is English but we all know that
the common language we speak in Nigeria is Pidgin.
Nwanne be proud to speak your pidgin whether it is
the simple pidgin or waffi pidgin, that doesn’t stop
you from speaking good english when you want to.
Anyway make I cut my tori short, here are some
warrified proverbs that will sweet your belle.

Man wey Unclad no dey put hand for pocket
loose
translation:You can’t do somethings if there are
no certain con ditions.


Chicken wey run way from borno go Ibadan go
still end up inside pot of soup
loose translation:You Can’t Run Away From Your
Destiny


Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap
loose translation:Keep calm! Nothing last forever


Cow wey dey in a hurry to go America go come
back as corn beef
loose translation:Just be patient. Let the game come
to you. Don’t rush!

Akara and moin moin get the same parent na
wetin dey pass tru make dem diffrent
loose translation:How you start doesn’t matter,what
matters is how you finish.


Wetin consign agbero with twitter handle,or malu/
cow with face cap?
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Mind your business.


If life dey show you pepper,my guy make pepper
soup from am
loose translation:Make something good out of a bad
experience


I get am before No be property
loose translation: stop living in the past and start
living in the present.


If person too tey for party e go follow dem wash
plate
loose translation:Don’t outstay your welcome


Rolling stone,ofcourse na person push am now!
loose translation:There is always a reason for
something


Craze no hard to form,na the trekking be wahala
loose translation:Easier said than done


No matter how hot your tempa be,e no fit boil
beans.
loose translation:Calm down,your temper won’t solve
the problem


Every mallam with em own kettle,every Northerner with
em own radio.
loose translation:Every man for himself

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